Tis the season for some industrial cheer and some fun, so check out my new song the 12 Days of Maintenance. Would love your feedback and input sent to [email protected].
And I wish you a safe and joyous season ahead and hope you get some personal downtime to spend with your families.
On the twelfth day of Maintenance,
my boss-man sent to me
Twelve machines broken ,
Eleven pipes a leaking,
Ten motors busted,
Nine compressors smoking,
Eight power lines peaking,
Seven cuss words spoken,
Six more hours of overtime,
Five old timers quit,
Four new untrained workers,
Three Crescent wrenches,
Two minutes’ notice,
And no money in the budget!
