We’re living in truly tumultuous times. The coronavirus has officially been upgraded to a pandemic, stores are running out of toilet paper, and hand sanitizer is worth more than gold. In the face of uncertainty, people often look for something, anything, to give them a semblance of control is an otherwise chaotic world. That’s why you need a screw tank. Yes, it’s an impractical nuisance. Yes, it will destroy your lawn. But nothing says “Look out world. I’m not afraid of anything” like a screw tank. In a recent video, YouTuber colinfurze demonstrates his new homemade screw tank. Please, don’t try this at home.