Plant Services cartoon caption contest

HONORABLE MENTION

• "In lieu of expensive training, the new hire reviews www.LiftTruckOperationforDummies.com" — Rocky Rutter
• "When you're done texting, call 911!" — Darrell Pedersen
• "I got an IM from Plant Safety. It says 'U R fired'!" — Alan Golembiewski
• "If my calculations are correct, at this speed I’ll have my shift’s work done two hours early today." — Guy Buchanan
• "CUL8R :( " — Shannon Richardson

OTHER SUBMISSIONS

• "Does anybody know if the new 'texting-while-driving' ban applies to forklifts?" — Blair Shaffer
• "Who says you can’t download the Lift Truck Operator Certification Exam Study Guide!" — Steve Brown
• "Hey! I'm not sure if I like the new handheld CMMS over clipboards." — Joel Leonard
• "Take this lift and shove it." — Meg Jaskowiak
• "This new GPS thingy is great…all I have to do is hit the gas!" — Paige Heid
• "This GPS is so accurate, I can manage the warehouse more efficiently!" — Robert Cook
• "Oh, I think I hear my cell phone ringing." — Dawn Rigney
• "When I asked you about multitasking, this wasn’t what I had in mind." — Donald Vanzile
• "The new remote control forklifts are tough to get a handle on." — Craig Tentinger
• "Don't TextTweet and drive." — Victor Jonathan
• "Multitasking helps to cut the costs (and personnel, too)." — Kumar Bhimavarapu
• "Why are you chasing me on the forklift?" — Donald Drummond
• "Isn't this what they mean by multitasking?" — Ferman Prewitt
• "You want production over safety, you got it!" — Rick Bradley 
• "Yea, I was demoted from railroad engineer. Why do you ask?"
• "NO textweeting while driving." — Victor Jonathan
• "Trucking and texting don’t mix!" — Roger Painter
• "The most feared predator on earth: a man on a fork truck. Especially dangerous when tired or distracted." — Mark Schreiber
• "And my wife wants a divorce!" — Clark Felio
• "Texting 'B home early today honey.'"— Paul Sheppard
• "Wow. This safety training simulation is soooo real!"
• "Hey honey, just wanted to text you and let you know that I passed my forklift certification today." — Chris Lewis
• "I thought I filled out the safety checklist! Darn, I'm late for the safety meeting!" — Mike Kato
• "Get off the D@$# !!! phone" — Brian Bryant