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I could be wrong, but when the boss said we had to cut back on expenses, I don’t think he meant PPE.

HONORABLE MENTION

• "I guess this must be a rush job." — Richard Paolini
• "I guess you didn't get the memo about shortcuts." — Andy Larson
• "I know we're welding in the Bahamas but..." — Mark Musser 
• "I thought left-handers were supposed to be in their right minds." — Carson Basaraba 
• "I can’t see; your shorts are too bright." — Cameron Brown
  

OTHER SUBMISSIONS

• "While you're doing that, do you mind if I go finish off the six-pack of cold ones you left at the beach?" — Mark Schreiber
• "Well, you called me in!" — Brian Bryant
• "I know you are going on vacation after today. Isn't there a safer way to start your tan?" — Miles Thompson
• "Now that my eyes are fried, that x-ray vision may not be such a good thing." — John Patterson
• "That’s not what they mean by casual Friday." — Dell Simpson
• "Are you going for permanent hair removal?" — Wendy Panaro
• "As long as I can dream about a vacation ... who really needs one?" — Travis Samples
• "I think you’re taking this casual Friday thing a little too far."—  Kirby Hostetler
• "Are those shorts fire-resistant?" — Art Reynolds
• "That's one way to get a tan..." — Timothy Golden
• "I know we're working through plant shutdown, but shouldn't you still be wearing your safety shoes?" — Dawn Rigney
• "And why do you have you mask up?" — Juel Karns
• "Is that the latest steel-toed work sandal from China?" — Rich Barnard
• "Are you sure the safety guy isn't coming in today?" — Tom Noack
• "Shouldn’t you at least wrap those pigs in a fire blanket?" — Steve Fojtik
• "Hey, Ma'am. That's gonna ruin your pedicure if you're not more careful!" — Robert Ryan
• "This is the closest I have been to a sunset in years!" — Gregg Lambrix
• "Hey, Joe! The airport called; they found your luggage." — Mike Lawwill
• "Ralph, you may want to consider early retirement, today!" — Thomas Brockmann
• "Hey...red just isn't your color!" — Daniel Sledge
• "I KNEW we shouldn’a hired one o’ dem underwater clowns for dis job..." — Michael Folsom
•  "Hey, Lefty. Go ahead and start your vacation." — Michael Flanagan
• "Aren't those the same pattern as your slag rag?" — Richard Yockel
• "Hey, Bob. It's low tide" — David Fiebelkorn
• "I hope you’ve got your sunscreen on, but your jams too bright!" — Jim Reynolds
• "Uh, Tom. The boss wants to talk to you about PPE, NOW!" — Mark Ford
• "Stop! That’s dangerous! You might trip on that welding cable!" — Chester Mah
• "Hey, buddy. You forgot your pants and steel-toed shoes again!" — Dan Diedel
• "Did you dress in the dark?" — Joe Nino
• "I don’t know which is worse, staring at your weld arc or looking at those shorts!" — Gabriel Robb
• "It's hard to find GOOD summer help!" — Mark Robinson
• "I can fix just about anything, but I CAN'T FIX STUPID"  — Robert Herndon